CHILLIN' MODE ACTIVATED, PLEASE DISTRACT ME NOT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I need my morning dose of caffeine like a human requires oxygen. Honestly, the idea of starting my day without it causes me anxiety. Decaf doesn't influence much, as long as that bold flavor touches my taste buds. It's not just a drink, it's energy for my soul. I am a being of custom, and that ritual is my coffee. R